I was brutally tortured until I agreed to join

Greetings. Have some salt. It's the only thing I have left.
Who am I?
The hobo from the corner.
You want to know something about me?
Come closer...very close. I want to whisper it in your ear...and then lick it.

Basically don't expect anything intelligent to come from me.
It's all nonsense.
Like you.
BEWAAARE
Oh and I would like a cup of toothpaste.

By the way, you can blame Deretsun for me being here.
She did unspeakable things to me.
Or not.
...I can't say, she might see this and beat me up.
She's awesome anyway.

Oh by the way, just saying hi.
Have fun trying to sleep tonight...I'll be watching.

CUP OF TOOTHPASTE?
If you say so.
*Serves a cup of toothpaste*
Anyway, 'ello and enjoy your stay at Freedom Isle!

Why did you do that to my ear?
It was completely unnecessary, you negligent fellow.

I'd say welcome but you seem to have already classified yourself as island hobo, so have a coin instead!
Unless of course, you would like a fish... but we have many of those.

I DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO YOU BUT OFFER YOU THE CHANCE TO JOIN OUT OF THE KINDNESS OF MY HEART.
WE CAN FISH. FISH.

Watch me all you like, I sleep with a fibula by my side.

BUT YOU HAVE TO BUILD THE FISHING POLES YOURSELF.
Seriously, do you expect me to? I just serve the drinks dude

Tails wrote:

BUT YOU HAVE TO BUILD THE FISHING POLES YOURSELF.
Seriously, do you expect me to? I just serve the drinks dude

WHERE DO YOU EVEN GET THESE DRINKS?

Deretsun wrote:

Tails wrote:

BUT YOU HAVE TO BUILD THE FISHING POLES YOURSELF.
Seriously, do you expect me to? I just serve the drinks dude

WHERE DO YOU EVEN GET THESE DRINKS?

THAT HAS TO REMAIN SECRET.
if my sources are revealed my entire plan will fail!

I WILL ENJOY THY DRINK.

AND MS.DERETSUN.
I AM SIR HOBO, SO GIVE ME SOME RESPECT.
Give me two coins.

And your ear is tasty, somebody you know told me~

AND SURE IT WAS KINDNESS
BULLCRAP
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID

And is it okay if I bring a camera with me to record you sleep?

Oh, and I'm a fishing pro on TinierMe.
So ha.

Tails wrote:

THAT HAS TO REMAIN SECRET.
if my sources are revealed my entire plan will fail!

... I'll learn them one day.

Sir Polfabrag Esq. wrote:

And your ear is tasty, somebody you know told me~

... GINI?!
and no, get your own coins.

Deretsun wrote:

... GINI?!
and no, get your own coins.

SHHH
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE USING CODENAMES
YOU'RE RUINING IT.

And gimmemahcoins or I'll go TinierMe on your ass.
2000, WOMAN, 2000.
DO YOU HAVE 2000?

Sir Polfabrag Esq. wrote:

Deretsun wrote:

... GINI?!
and no, get your own coins.

SHHH
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE USING CODENAMES
YOU'RE RUINING IT.

And gimmemahcoins or I'll go TinierMe on your ass.
2000, WOMAN, 2000.
DO YOU HAVE 2000?

I DON'T NEED 2000.
I HAVE THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP.

Deretsun wrote:

Sir Polfabrag Esq. wrote:

Deretsun wrote:

... GINI?!
and no, get your own coins.

SHHH
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE USING CODENAMES
YOU'RE RUINING IT.

And gimmemahcoins or I'll go TinierMe on your ass.
2000, WOMAN, 2000.
DO YOU HAVE 2000?

I DON'T NEED 2000.
I HAVE THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP.

FRIENDS ARE FOR SISSIES AND REAL PEOPLE.
AND AND PEOPLE WHO HAVE LIVES.
HA.
Sure showed you.

what's a life?

Tails wrote:

what's a life?

When a mommy and a daddy get reaaallly happy
or er, when a mommy gets happy herself and gets this thing called a turkey baster and uses this thing to help input what the daddy could've input
and they...well they....

Screw it.
Potatoes.

oh. okay.

I dont fear your salt.... but anyways welcome to the forum C: